babes and dude

Remind me of the 30th..

Babe's
Happy Bday..
Full of HEARTS
we're really lack of pic. sigh.
Next time when u not stucking around with ur boy, im gonna rape you

All the best baby, imy
=)


wakawakawakawakawaka

N chloe mui ~
HAPPY BDAY
i stole it from fb lols
its gorgeous for me
xbxb
KISSES

Blast ur day
=)

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to everyone
XD

p.s: happy bday to san chukk too xb
izit today ? hmmm...

Nabueh

Wanted to get espeed lar

Yea i know~ bband is good, its convenience, its portable, it dL speed very hiong..
Whatever and ever
I cant dota

Sigh..

Well it can be.. IF only me are using the internet
But recently he -dono.how- find dao a way to shared internet
We tried it just now (dota) its kinda lagg
Its okay if it only just us la, i cant imagine lagger in human's game..
Kena diao dao chim chim? >< Espeed..
There are promo this month..
emmm since i don have a tel line so gonna get one right
blabla + blublu + bloblo + bleble + blibli
Total up = $175
hao gui oo ~
Sweat =="

If i do apply espeed. How bout the bband then ? im gonna sell it XD
Na bo just stop like this is kinda sayang for me.. I paid for the modem luu, jiu jiang stop ?
Hou em dai er ~
Lelong Lelong ! who want buy broadband ?? Uu ? u ? or UU ?

Im gonna miss it.. T T
i cant fb no more when fishing.. cant on9 in ochipala place no more.. cant..emm... ya cant ~

im thinking too much agen..
you know why ?

bcz..

The Promo is Only Till This Month End
which today is already 30th !
HOHO
bo liao me ~
xb

wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka


♫ I know you want me , you know i want cha
I know you WANT ME~ you know i WANT CHA..

Tick to tha tock, on my
way to the top uh,
Pit got it locked from
brews to the locker,
R.I.P. uh, B.I.G. and Pac, uh
That he's not, but damn he's hot,
label fly but Pit wont stop,
got her in the cockpit
playin' with Pit's (Como?)
watch him make a movie
like Alfred Hitchcock, ha Enjoy Me ♫

Pitbull - I Know You Want Me

sowii

im sowii~

Its reali too bz recently and the coming week.. Thanks to the H1N1 =)
He got holidays ~ ^^

So where to start?
hmm.. I got sorethroat recently
I told m y mom bout it and her reaction was like Super Freaking Out, she touched my forehead and said it was Super hot !
Scared me you know ~ say say say !
Fine~ test on the thermometer and guess wat.. I only got 34degree which is slightly lower than normal body temperature of Humans..
Sweat =="
I tried it again on another side of armpit *shy* its the same result ==
Whatever~ atleast im not having fever right..
Blessed me /___\

Watched Tranformer2.
But 1st im surely wanted to complain the damn Seri Qlap Mall Cineplex
WTF happened to them
We booked tickets on 12am but the movie started at 12.30am.. delayed half hour ?? kua zhang oo them
Fine fine ~ since its a *worth to wait movie*
Lets have our seat.. ermm so its row G
G ? OMG they went to book it early early but got a row G ~ ?
Not very near lo.. SI BEH nia
After a few discussion, we found that !
The receptionist located us a wrong row, ahh WTF
He say he booked it right at the middle of the cinema which is a super good vision
4 row from the top, 5th row from bottom..
But the seat we got is actually fifth row from the top..
Mistake explains everything ?
Gosh~
Luckily we're still able to changed our seat while the movie have already started to prevent the juling of eye..
*shy agen*

i've got a lot to mention actually..
about me and him.. but im still thinking whether i shud or shudnt..
its reali a big big quarelled which had influenced our relation..
Due to some reasons, im confused about blogging it, or not
It might not happening now but im still scared..

My blog, is my life..
Not theirs
><

My bad ~

Tadaa !
My sis was finally ......................................stay home..
Aaaah ~ she didn jadi to go SG so soon YET
Yup yet meaning she will still going but dont know when
Its too bad ~ my prezzie T T


Dont crave for it so u 'll not so much craved on it
Watever ! HERH !
_____________
So i managed to get back my IC and those.. Lucky me
Deep Breath.... and
PHHHHEWWWWWWWWWW! ^^~

I didnt go to work on tues, as well as sat ==zz
Well saturday is a neccesary one but tues ~
ermm, i actually didn apply for it .. my lady boss was the one gave it to me for Free !
So why not ~ ?
XD
Long Story

but main point is
I've got a holiday WOOHOO

Lets go, head for breakfast
=)

Sometimes i dont understand why pp love to took picture of Food for posting
Since we were seeking for food, doesnt it mean we are actually hungry?

Lols

Random pics
"""""""""
Location : May Fang at erm somewher liangtoon there..
HE is so not willing to go since he always go there
but.. who cares LOLS
Shao shu fu chong duo shu right
ba kia !

*im not playing with the food okay, i have already finishED it*
Smile always =D

Vaining in progress...


Result : Only im pretty pretty.. Others, buaik !
Early morning what~ i can understand
Unless u guys are Tian Shen Li Zhi like me
^^ll
Okay fine~

I ate alot yesterday for sure
Ohh tummy, please dont pop out T T

Found that this So.Us spoon..
Bad bad
Gonna sue them someday when im Not craving for their pattaya no more
How could they
_l_
aiyeryer


Short talk: Ahemx.. i dont know when to use Can vs Could ; Will vs Would lols
Who know ? Mind to teach ?
ya i know what what present tense and past tense
But then, here you see
We have to take all cloth off !!

Can vs Could
: Can you please pass the bottle for me ?
: Could you please hand the thing over there for me ?

Izit the same ?
the sentence might be wrong since im just aga aga-ing

Will vs Would
I cant make a sentense for this hmm
So..
: Will you be there tomoro ?
: Would you like to have some tea ?

Sui bian lar
Im just trying to emphasize that i Blur
Who actually can handle grammar good good GOOD can friend me no ?

=>

Yi Lu Shun Feng..
Buy duo duo baju gei wo..
Buy duo duo present gei wo..

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

BRING MY SURPRISED BACK !

WOOOSSS!



Random pics agen..

The most siao liam revenge of boys' !

Kiss the Car Ass !


Then, put a si beh kiam pa face
and said
Ni Guan Wo !

__
What u do when ur car is kinda old fashion which there is no holehole for you to put Can/Bottle ?

.
.
.
DIY a ManMade one =)

_______

After sien-ing of proper vaining..
.
.
.
U might started to went berserk and posed something like this

ll
v

LOLS


SweetDreams
=>

Love you Papa

Ou er i sama my papa oso ji lang man yi xia de
<3

Wa neng nang ~
Hamik hamik Ji Ki Dua Ho Sua ~
Ho Zu Dua~~
Wa lai jiao ko lu, lu lai jiao ko wa !

Happy Daddy's Day
Lubbing uu much much !

Sheng Ti Jian Kang
Jian Jian Kang Kang
Yong Yuan Jian Kang


lami win duo duo
xbxb

Sg Trip <3

AS IF I CAN GO..

There is a Free Ticket waiting for me to Sg..
Jason darling was there..
But its too sudden .. I dont think i can suddenly apply 1week leave and go just like that lo..
I might get fired !
My sis would be the happiest one if i got fired..

BAD BAD GIRL !

She wants me to help in her shop
I can but i cant..
If the something.bad reali happens..
Resign and help her would be my 1st priority..
But, if it reali happen..
Im gonna sacrifice my friends, my dears and my NoLife life..

Hmmm
I love this life..
I love to finish work early and play play and play..
I love that i can go swimming or have easy way right after a long day work..
I love that i always have a Fun Saturday fooling around with dem..
I love that i can have a lovely sunday doing those BlaBla things
I shopped for snacks, ochipala thing, I cleaned my room, i went jogging
I watch tv with family..
How nice right..

What if i need to give up all this ?
I cant play on saturday night.. I cant sleep till super late on Sunday..
Even when my holiday reach.. No One are able to keep me accompany

But then, what can i do ?
I dont have any option didn i ?

Sweat ^^"

Okay..

So.. i still didn get to have back my So.Important stuff..
I woke up 5.30 early morning ! Leave at 6.00am ! Piao Piao rush there and i found that..
JPJ, was closed on Saturday =="

and

the Police would not let me to report de Lost of IC because they assumed, it was not lost yet.. They assumed, it was still with the JPJ Staff. They assumed, someone kept it..

Sigh.

Cant they understand the terms BadGuy..
Cant they understand that someone, would take my IC and do something reali bad~
Cant they understand ?

C'mon government. Dont so lazy can ?

==ll

The policewoman actually ask me to ComeBack on Monday to see whether the IC is still around or NOT..
IF its a NOT, only im allowed to report Losting of IC and License..

WTF
Do they think i can apply leave so watsoever..
AAHH

Knnbnbnkehlk !

EEEE...

What shud i do ?

Wish me luck

OMFG !

Im heading to Limbang tomoro morning !
Guess what !
I lost my IC and License there ==ll

MAMA MIA !

It was left out at JPJ Office L.I.M.B.A.N.G
And who the hell going to know whether its opening on SATURDAY
Just My Luck !
Please please~
Hope that they will saw it and keep it for me ~
NA BO ~ Dai ji lo
Report police ~ statement and what else ?

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY !
My papa might kill us if he find out we lost it

T T

Sleepy

im reali very very sleepy now but yet, Im Hyper to see all these blabla things done.
Im not so suck eh ?
It has not finish yet
I wonder why i so blur just now..
Its actually not easy but not that hard oso ler ~
xb

This designer : Chocoxbaby
Thanks her very much, sincerely.
I had tried many skins in another -operation.blog-..
But many had failed because i dont reali like their wording and pattern
But this one is perfectly easy for me which aka -comp.idiot- to edit
As u can see now how easy it was..
I love de lil + falling like rain <3
Been playing it since i noticed LOLS

And JieJie
Now im able to help u create a website/blog for ur NewShop now..
I will try my very best to help you as much as i can <3
Mentally and might as well Physically
Will update again when the date n location are confirmed.
Please support us..
Yeah including me XD !

*YAWN*
Goodnight everyone
Have a sweet sweet night
=)

Care's pEiNii

1:55AM?!!??!!??!!
I've work tomoro !
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Is this a nightmare o wat ?

WOOSS !

Ladies and Gentleman !

WELCOME TO MY NEW SKINS !

Im so damnfully happy now ! Izit nice ?
Please say it does..
For a comp idiot ~ i have already screwed my brain okay..
Comments it !

N those link..
Will be link up soon.. im going for shower now..
Btw, i've already tried hard to find someway that u can "right-click" on the link to leave
I failed !
Wait i yan jiu again ~
XD

IM LOVING IT !

Back to Business

HiHi ~
Its quite awhile xb
Im emm busy ~ yeap im..
So where to start ?

Hmm ~
Some pics were taken these few days. But its not in lappy yet so ~
Next post will do
=)

I had a veryvery sad mood
I dont know how shud i start or shud i start it
I need someone to talk to..
Someone who can understand me,
someone who understand how i used to be,
someone who understand my language and the way my logic stated..
So again, next next post will do
=)

N guess wat..
I had a very advance surprised present for my X'mas this year..
i already know what it is xb
Guess it ~

AND..
I dont know what to update..
Since he s coming soon, i dont reali have the mood to share now
So ~
next next post ba
=)

BTW
i wana change a new template
FYI, i already found quite a few..
Its cute, but i dont like the format..
The type of format i want i cant find nice one

CY ! Now i know that urs is nice xb
Among those template i had chosen
Im trying to edit it to the best..
Still stuck with it, dont reali know how to add extra widget..
N i editing it IN THE CODE..
Izit the correct way ? or somewhere else ?
Hmm~

IM STUCK !! AAHHH
I dont even have the time to investigate it slowly dont say i gonna create it my own
@_@ after seeing the code..
>o<

May someone hao xin dian, post it and guide me..
Im sucks at comp u know..
heeelp~
Now only i know blogger is actually good enuf..
Atleast they had ready everything for us..
THANKIU !

T T

Like or Love ?

CNP from email..

I think i ever saw something like this tho.. Theres might be some disagreement ..
Maybe i just dont want to accept the cacatfacts that
I, dont know i like him or i do love him ?

喜歡和愛咫尺千里。

當你喜歡一個人時，你想和他在一起，因為他會帶給你快樂；離開後，你會想念，想著想著就會笑，然後繼續你平靜的生活，並期待著與他再一次重逢。

當你愛一個人時，你想和他在一起，那是一種牽腸掛肚的捨不得，怕他受委屈，怕他不能好好照顧自己；離開後，你也會想念，想著想著歎一口氣，'不知他現在過的怎樣？'然後你繼續你平靜的生活，希望他早日回到你身邊。

你喜歡的人在你眼中是天使，無所不能，他總會滿足你的任性的要求。

你愛的人在你眼中是孩子，傻傻的，你不期望他做出什麼'好事'來，只一味縱容他那些讓人哭笑不得的舉動。

你會希望你喜歡的人陪著你，然而你心中想的可能是你愛的人；

你會希望陪在你愛的人身邊，看他在你面前睡得如此安逸甜美毫不設防的樣子，你會微笑，會覺得好幸福。

你喜歡的人傷害了你，你會生氣，並且一定要讓他哄著騙著逗你笑你才原諒他；

你愛的人傷害了你，你只會獨自傷心，因為你怕對他大吼大叫會嚇著他，你憂傷地微笑著，看著他的眼睛，一旦發現他的眼裡流露出歉意和悔恨，你會立即心疼地摟他在懷裡，

那一刻，你也是幸福的。

你可以同時喜歡很多人，你會希望和很多人在一起，

但也許很多年後你才發現，

原來你愛的就只有那麼一個，就那麼一個，

怎麼都不會變，你以為把他忘記了，其實只是忙的沒空想起而已，

對於你喜歡的人，你關注的是他的優點；

對於你愛的人，你關注的是他的缺點，

並且，那些缺點如果無關原則的話，它們在你眼裡是可愛的，獨一無二的。

喜歡和愛其實只有一紙之隔，任何愛都從喜歡開始，當有天你突然發現，你喜歡的那個人在你眼中不再完美，

而他的瑕疵正如月中的桂影一般讓你更加依依不捨，

你會覺得與他光彩照人的一面相比，

你更願意看他在你面前無助的表情，

不知道是不是應該祝賀你，

總之，你的感情昇華了

仰慕不是愛，甚至不是喜歡，

當你對一個人只有仰慕之情時，你們在一起便失去了和諧。

有人說愛一個人很累，的確是，因為你想為他承擔，

可是愛與喜歡相比最大的魅力就在於，

當你和愛的人在一起時，你的感覺就像回家了！

Oh well~

Im here to credits My Beloved Sis for helping me to made my hair done !
*CHEERS*
She did a very GoodJob !
Her skills is Wonderfull !
Her services is Excellent !

THANKIU BELI BELI MUCH !
Mwahhsies ~
Huggies ~

p/s: She DID NOT force me to credits her..
D I D N O T
So shall i make a list now so that u wont forgot when u reach singapore ?
HOHO

hmm..

BAD MOOD !

Stories in office are too hard to do explanation.. Since we are not only facing -worker- problems but also -boss- problems..

They said "dont work if you are not happy"..
Yea its true..
But then, where to find another so-early finish work job ?
You tell me.

Do you know how early is that ?
Do you know how much i love that bcz its giving me more lots of time to play ?
Do you know ?? AAHH *longpiak*

Watever..
I wana eat mee goreng !

Hmmf..
I told him im hungry
He said : Suo yi leh ?
My answer : Go rob bank..
He : Arent you suppose to eat ?
Me : No~ rob bank jiu full le
==ll
What kind of conversation it is ?
Life.. speechless~

+__+ mee goreng ~

borrowed me Yi Xia

^^
I oso hui borrowed back de okay ?
NNNBB
__
Well, i changed my hair colour again..
=)
I personally love it..
Black with lil reddish wooss !

N guess what..
My ladyboss actually gave me the colour.. Gave = Free = $$less
Why ? I dont know ?
Because im a good worker and she loves me ?
=)
She gave me emm a pcs of Color, bottle of %water and a ColorSaver Mousse !
Treatment after colouring =)
Soft Hair with New colour..
Do you not appreciated ?
I need sunshine to show the colour.. Den its night now so ~ u know ~

But then, still..
Emily said she's going to resign end of this month.. Its just a maybe
Im thinking what if she quits ?
Meaning left me working with that girl?
And the girl means nothing to me ? She sure not a helpfull one
Meaning i need to finish all the thing myself ?
Nah ~ i dont want to ..
N yeap.. I want to be a tuition teacher
TUITION not TORTURE
But how could i gonna make it since i hate kids loadssssssss !
Sasak lar ><

p/s: i used to type sesak.. but then sesak is lost ? im sorry.... no wonder im Fang Xiang Chi, love lost so much ! ps ho~


Im not stress out okay im just stressed ya stressed.. So hunn ~need not to worry.. u know im jian qiang enough to face this lil prob xb

___
N WOOHOO
Last day last day last day last day !!! LAST DAY !
My night is coming back wahahhaax !
N tasek, wait for me ~
Swimming, u too ~
Jakiro, here i come ~
HEARTS !

Nahh~ borrowed back ni bu yao say mei yiiu..
Sigh! boring ~

x_x

beli beli random one..

Found someone who stole hwa's phone !
Get him peeps!
BUSTED____
Being wu liao again
My face so shit today
Look at her, see how slow she work, how stupid she is
Thinking i going to work with her for -dont.know.how.long-
Its reali taking down my mood
I DONT WANT TO
For her own sake, she pretends nothing happen
She didn ask what we had discuss about
She dont cares
What we can do ?
I never know that

A boss
could possible
has no Guts
to fired her worker
AAHH
So stress ~
i reali need a job
job that need not to clean shit for others..

sigh

_________________
Owning
I have already decided to choose the same hero everytime
Yup, unless i pro-ed it
So ~ lets take jakiro 1st !
=)

Scored is getting higher than before ! i kill alotsssss..
Wooss xb

tatala

beh tahan!

工作， 做工
真的很讨厌。

今天， 别的部门的老板的败家子问我
“你要换过来帮我吗?”
谁会要? 想太多了吧他?

基于礼貌，我没有顶撞 =)
“你不是早就请了Jennifer帮你，那她怎样?”

“我不要她，什么都不会 ==ll”

“==""""" 我帮你问有没有朋友要做吧!”

到最后， 他们是真的要请新人
但，并没有打算炒掉Jennifer.. KekDao 吧?
请她的目的就是要她帮他不是吗?..
做了整8个月，连最基本的都会做错
手脚慢，学习能力也很差.. 不会英文也不会电脑
为什么还留着酱久?

就因为!
她是另外一边的姐妹公司的TopSalesMan介绍来的，有亲戚关系，所以不好意思炒
what the fuck !
他们介绍来的祸，要我们公司请酱一个人来做工?!
说实在我们根本都不需要多一个人分担我们的工作来的说

应为不好意思，就要蒙受这样的损失?
应为她，我们等于多做了一倍的工..
每天要double check她的工, 做错也是我们帮她擦屁股..
还不知悔改!
连一句道歉都不给
她根本看做工没有，每天做好等我们善后，吃饭, 回家就行了==ll
酱的员工，值得留吗?

到底还要帮她擦屁股到几久?
受够了!

Surprise !

He bought this for me, surprisingly!
^^
He loves me
Does he not ?

He rush out at 12pm, i was still sleeping
I dont know how it going to be if i accidentally woke up before he came back ?
Will i piss off my ass seeing he lost once again ?
What if what if and what if ?
Stupid me
He hang it there since the whole afternoon and i didn even notice
sweat =="
what a failure

I noticed it after a whole day long
genuinely surprised !
AAHH
Forgive me

I love you
N i love the fish
❤

Shaiya

My current wall paper !

____________
Hmm~ life is getting more n more bored now
He's having exam recently..
Cant play, cant out, cant sport with us..
CANT GO OUT SATURDAY AHHH !

Now only i noe they start preparing the FunFair thing at MIDNIGHT .. Weird no ?
hahaha
Why midnight ? hmm..
I saw the bouncer had ready so we decide to sneak in and play!
WOOHOOO
We went ther at emm 3am plus? The workers are still fixing dont know wat lc..
Maybe they 'l leave after we take a walk..
Okay so ~ lets walk =)
when we came out.. YEAH BABEH !
The bouncer is ..... FLAT !
YEAH ITS ..........F L A T ?!
AHHH why flatten it ?! scared us played izit u mdfucka !

WATEVER ! kacau plan failed ==ll

Back at 5am, again ==
_____________

FUNFAIR !
Yeah he bought a balloon for ME
A spiderman..
And for hao lian, i turn a bigbig round at the padang !
NNNBB, i've balloon
FOR 5MINS

=S
Okay fine, its not for me but baby
Baby love ballon ^^
We bought it for $5 dollar each but uncle bought it 3balloon for only $10
==lllllll
We cant deny it, elder are good in bargain!
I wan the sponge bob ba ! T T

_______________
Very Good condition to jogg
=)
My leg is feeling better now since i started to exercise again, much better than i let it rust there right ?
Keep it up ! =>

I wana play bball again too, but i need training to play with those boys'
Im too sucks to play with dem, but then..
Since im sucks now, who want to training with me then ?
There always full of Old-Uncle which Legend of our legend !
Means Legend's legend !
Who to play with ?

Spooky Funny !

采花贼

他是个有名的采花贼，被他奸杀的良家女子不计其数。
他天生阴阳眼，能看到自己身后跟着一大群鬼，都是那些被他害死的女人，不过他一点都不担心，反正鬼是虚无的，她们能骂他能恨他，却一点都伤害不了他，看着这些鬼要卡他脖子、咬他的肉、扯他的肠子、挖他的心，结果只能徒劳得在他身体里面钻过来钻过去，他乐得哈哈大笑。

这次他又看上了赵家的大闺女。

没想到这次是，那些江湖中所谓的正义人士设计的一个圈套，他在前面拼命的逃，后面一大群鬼紧紧得跟着，在后面就是那些武功高强的侠士紧紧得追着。

他钻进了一间孔学庙，庙子供奉的是孔子，旁边神台上站着两排书生摸样的泥雕，他在地上滚了好几圈，又抓起一把泥土和着香灰厚厚得在脸上涂了一层，然后跳上神台，一脚踹倒一座书生的泥像，自己站在那里，一动不动，屏息凝神。

侠士们冲进庙子。

“那个淫贼呢？”

“没看到啊”

“一定躲在什么地方了”

“给我搜”

一群人在庙子翻箱倒柜的，就是没有人注意到神台的那些书生泥雕，那些想报仇的女鬼们在一边看得直跺脚，拼命得在那些侠士面前叫嚷着，指着神台上那个冒充泥雕的采花贼。

采花贼心里窃喜，“哇哈哈，你们这些女鬼尽量叫吧、跳吧，那些笨蛋没人有阴阳眼、阴阳耳的，谁能看到、听到你们在叫什么、做什么，哼，等老子今天逃过着一劫，老子请个道士把你们全收了。”

侠士们在庙里一无所获，女鬼们看来也无计于施，眼看侠士们要走，女鬼围成一圈，低低得商量着什么。

采花贼正奇怪这些女鬼又准备玩什么花样，只见女鬼们飘到他的面前，站成一排，冲着他露出甜甜的微笑。

“哗”的一下。

女鬼们全体脱光了身上的衣物。

一个年轻的侠士叫了起来“师傅！快看啊！这个泥人流鼻血了！”

boy ar boy ~ why so hiao!
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打电话
以前打电话，号码不像现在用按的，
是用手指插进一个有洞的圆盘用拨的。
　
话说从前从前......
小明家的电话号码是４４４─４４４４，
常常有奇怪的电话打进来......
　　
某天午夜12点的时候：电话响了，小明拿起话筒。
电话那头用凄惨的声音说： 「请问这里是４４４─４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？ 我好惨啊！.......」
　　
小明：「你去找别人帮你，不要来找我！」
　　
那人：「我只能打电话到４４４─４４４４，没办法打给别人。」
　　
小明吓死了，赶快挂上电话，只能打到４４４─４４４４？难道是鬼？！！
　　
过了一会儿电话又响了，小明不敢接，但是电话一直响....小明只好把电话接起来。
　　
那人：「请问这里是４４４─４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？我好惨啊！..............我的手指卡在电话拨孔！」

play la play, happy eh!
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Taxi

话说在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，就在那条最长……最可怕的路上……
计程车司机开过那里……
有个妇人在路旁招手要上车……
嗯……一路上……蛮安静的……
直到那妇人说话了……

她说：“苹果给你吃……很好吃的哦……”

司机觉得很棒……就拿了……
接着吃了一口……

那妇人问：“好吃吗？”

司机说：“好吃呀！”

妇人又回了一句：“我生前也很喜欢吃苹果啊……”

哇……&*$#@……司机一听到，吓得紧急刹车，面色翻白……

只见那妇人慢慢把头倾到前面，……对司机说………………


“……但我在生完小孩后就不喜欢吃了！…

No wolli be happi !
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Galiki !

星期一上午，孩子们兴奋地走进教室。老师给他们周末的任务是，卖些东西，然后谈谈对销售效率的看法。


　　小玛丽第一个发言。她说，“我卖的是女童子军小甜点，收入30美元。我通过诉诸顾客的市民精神来销售，这是我的成功之道。”老师评价说，“很好。”


　　小萨莉接着发言。她说，“我卖杂志，共赚了45美元。我对人们解释说，杂志可让他们随时了解时事。”老师又说，“很好。”


　　最后轮到小强尼了。他走近讲台，倒出满满一盒现金，说，“2467美元。”


　　老师惊叫一声，“2467美元！你究竟卖了什么？”


　　小强尼答道，“牙刷。”


　　老师追问道，“牙刷？卖牙刷怎么可能挣这么多钱？”


　　小强尼颇为自豪地解释说：我在镇上最热闹的地方摆了一个食品摊，免费让行人品尝食品。每个人尝过都会说，这东西味道像粪便。我告诉他，这就是粪便。然后，我再问，要买只牙刷吗？

Not bad, bet clever yi xia xia !
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IM BORED

Tried / Tired

Just tried sy's test..
Result comes up with
Wooss ~

DD MM YEAR
01 06 1989

你善于表达感情，面对心仪对象，往往能大胆示爱。由于你喜怒形于色，恋爱过程亦见顺利。

你天性敏感，喜欢被别人欣赏，只有这样，你才能感受到自己存在的价值。

你智力一般，但逻辑性强，做事喜欢循序渐进，不喜欢预期以外的变化。

无论智力或精力，你都非常旺盛，但缺点是经常沉醉于自己的想法中，令情人觉得你难以捉摸。

Can i've only 1point on each sentence ?
___________
Tired

Sick Of Working !
Urgh ..

The Newbie, OMG.. Trust me, u cant believe what she have done
==ll

Msn N Hotmail
J : Why cant i msn thru phone, i've turbo oo
*after a few mins testing*
P : Ermm, u sure ur password correct
J : Ofcoz, i baru changed de
P : huH ? when ? thru ?
J : Turbo lo ~ or i try another password see how lo
P : Ermmmmmm, u need to go ur email there change lar ==ll
J : Whats email ?
P : An address u used to sign in Msn ? ^^" u oso can use it sent/rcv files or pic or watever to/from ur fren..
J : No need lah so ma fan, i wan msn can le
=____________________________________________=lllllllllllllllllllllll

After a few day discussing
J : Hey wats is email agen ? i using email to chat izit ?
P : Email is a address, u using msn .. A PROGRAMME
J : Then wats hotmail leh ? My fren ask me have hotmail o not oo
P : Give ur email la !
J : i dont have ~ i only have msn .. Neh ~ that time u help me made de

=___________________________________________=llllllllllllllllllllllll

Its already been monthsssss. AND, she still dono how to define Msn n Hotmail..
Kill me please ..

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English Class ( J version )
Msgs
J : you tell me no !
J : I finish home is 3 lo
J : You is home tell me yes
J : my passwork no want

AHH, can you understand those ? STILL GOT MANY ELSE but i delete le =)
Im afraid i might puke blood soon !

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Oh ya !
i watched Night In The Musuem2
its not as well as i expected but it still nice tho
Emm 2 of them dont like it, i felt guilty..
Because they tend to accompany me to do what i want and wish on my bday
Im glad, but i dont want Mian Qiang Lai de Xing Fu.

Fuck, stop thinking so much okay girl..
Im still xing fu wahahahx !

一切完美

im watching this sg drama atm.. part2
Its kinda gali but then i like it wahahx ! Its good for me to waste my time when he s not around =)
Think i wont be blogging emm every Sat to Tues ?
Why ?
Bcz bz bz and lazy..

Went jogging and bball tadi.
met some old friends. emm small friends !
^^
every one changed but yet they are still the same
the same court, the same smile, the same atmosphere
xb

Dont know what i happy bout ~
lallala ~
my bball suck btw, as always..
i didn jogg much too, as always
But this time not my knee problem luu
I didn go for the stair =)
Just tummy ther got bitbit hurt..
why ?

watever ~
Have a nice day..
there are stars out there, have a look because it shining ur night

*一切完美*

♫ ♫ 过去的批评嘲讽 Let it go Let it go
过去的轻蔑冷落 Let it go Let it go
有些人口不饶人 却忘了瞧瞧自己
转 又有什么资格

时刻都善良待人 Let's move on Let's move on
时刻都做好本分 Let's move on Let's move on
有些人的心思浅薄 绝不是宽容
自暴自弃的理由

也许 想说的话总埋在心底
也许 想要的爱可望而不可及
竭尽全力争取 幸福会看到你
大声说 你的真心全世界最动听

也许 确实也受过言语打击
也许 因此而失去了自信心
　 但千万别将勇气深锁在阴影里
　 我们又不会妨碍这世界(的)美丽

　 我知道我变漂亮了
　 我知道我被注意了
　 曾难过 曾失落
　 微笑一下就过
　 外在的美貌容易戳破
　 内在的美好细水常流
　 我知道我变漂亮了
　 也知道我也豁达了
　 不自卑 不埋怨
　 就算还差一点点
　 用内涵弥补一切缺陷
　 内在的美 迷住每个人的眼
　
　 一个两个不懂 丑小鸭变天鹅啊
　 需要时间比较多
　 走过了伤痛才看得更通透
　 不到最后不会懂命运安排了什么 ♫ ♫

石欣卉 - 我知道我变漂亮了

nehx ..

im home.. agen ==
So stress in office today..
Emm, not reali stress but ya.. stress =S
The office girl~ is reali ugrh !
Speechless..
"Ohh, i didnt notice" is done for everything
Not even a sorry Not even improvement
==ll

I need a job
A new job..
I wana work bout design.. dealing with my thought of art..
i wana learn, i wana continued study
but how ?
i dont have that much salary to afford me to futher studies
My family ? nope..
My Boyfriend ? nope neither
N FYI.. im actually giving them money ==ll
i may sound unfilial
because they are my parents, my family, they've supporting me for almost half of my life
BUT, when your wallet is drying up craving for cash and almost your friends classmates are able to continued their study
when everybody come back, asking you
Why dont you continued studying ? Its such a waste ~
AAAHH
How cant i dont think the negative way again..

STOP STOP STOP !
ee ~
what lead me here ?
i think i forgot what the main topic of the post again

geez

I've many thing in my mind but i dont know which to start..

Will be blog less at office now.
Since she less go out so i seldom have the chance to play with the internet ==''
i finally manage to get the msn installer lai de shuo~

btw i had done my job yeah ! Meaning i only left commission to be be finish.. Would finish by tomoro which i suppose to finish all this in around 1week time..
Is only 3rd June tomoro.. C'mon girl~ give urself a clap
*clapss*

muimui~
im reali feel so NOT sorry for u.. Lolss
u can emm lock him in your room rape him u have his baby so he 'l stay with you forever !
Stop text me or watever okay ? U irritating me lotSSSSS
Ask him don text me la bann~~
urgh !

=)

Happy Bday to Me !

Thankss all for the greeting n blabla xb
I forgot to make bday wishes that day when i blew off candles
xb
i dont believe those actually
But today, i have many many wishes..
*winks sweetsweet*

1st wishes
wish my family stay healthy always.. wish we always that peacefull and may happiness always be with us =)

2nd wishes
Wish my loved one my friends
u all who reading here
Those whose studying PASS PASS PASS
those whose work salary HIGH HIGH HIGH
those do nothing GO GO GO !

3rd wishes
i wish..
You all, love me as much as u can
care for me, smile at me
and the same will goes to you too
^^
and too give me extra wishes lagi k deargod
mwahss mwahss

4th
i need a camera.. so friends ~
find 50partner each pp sponsor $10 n bought my cam for me
If not enough
Please contact +67386*8*50
He will pay for the left
=)

5th
I wan a new phone !
Any will do
ASA
its s60 series, 3G, camera over 2.0mp
pattern need very special
other i dou bu hiam
zui hao is in black

6th
i wish i have my own car..
><

7th
i wana continued my study wahahahx !
or just give me a new work bout design
xb

8th
i wish everyone HAPPY HAPPY
^^

**winkss*